(He almost sounds like a PK. His daddy is proud.)
JD: "Who is Layla getting married to?"
Me: "John, your buddy!"
JD: "Oh, yeah, I knew that! The John Layla lives with!"
Me: "Well, actually they don't live together yet, but they will after they get married."
JD: "Oh, right, because they haven't found their rings yet. When they find their rings and get married, then they can live together."
I let it go at that.
JD, contemplating what to name his bear. "I think I'll name it Sate."
JD: "Sate. Do you like that?"
Me: "Well, not really. It reminds me of Satan."
JD: "Who is Satan?"
Me: "The devil and the devil doesn't like God."
JD: "Well, how about Soul? Or maybe Chrishty for Christian, since we do like God?"
What about Bob or Peanut Butter or Fluff Ball?! Seriously, the child thinks wayyy too much!