Jacob-isms

JD: "When we go to church in the morning and the night, it's Sunday. When we go to church just at night, it's Cubbie Day. [Wednesday] When we go to church in the morning at like, ten o'clock, it's a funeral."

(He almost sounds like a PK. His daddy is proud.)

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*On our way to a bridal shower for great friends, Layla and John.

JD: "Who is Layla getting married to?"

Me: "John, your buddy!"

JD: "Oh, yeah, I knew that! The John Layla lives with!"

Me: "Well, actually they don't live together yet, but they will after they get married."

JD: "Oh, right, because they haven't found their rings yet. When they find their rings and get married, then they can live together."

I let it go at that.

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JD, contemplating what to name his bear. "I think I'll name it Sate."

Me: "Huh?"

JD: "Sate. Do you like that?"

Me: "Well, not really. It reminds me of Satan."

JD: "Who is Satan?"

Me: "The devil and the devil doesn't like God."

JD: "Well, how about Soul? Or maybe Chrishty for Christian, since we do like God?"

What about Bob or Peanut Butter or Fluff Ball?! Seriously, the child thinks wayyy too much!